Game Over
It's all over. I went and bought a roll mat as a temporary solution to my pregnant thermarest situation. I'd spoken to someone at another camping shop in town and they said you have to return a faulty thermarest to thermarest or the shop you bought it from. Damn. I went to an army surplus where the "assistant" treated me like something you'd rather not find on your shoe. I guess I look pretty scruffy in my faded riding gear.